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Helen Mum do you know what Im from Flashcomment Birthday jokes Jokes
Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mum: No, dear, what ? Helen: A nice teapot. Mum: But I've got a nice teapot. Helen: No you haven't. I've just dropped it.

Did you hear about the time Eddys from Flashcomment Birthday jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the time Eddy's sister tried to make a birthday cake ? The candles melted in the oven.

Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday from Flashcomment Birthday jokes Jokes
Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldn't figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he could type 'Happy Birthday'

The housewife answered a knock on the from Flashcomment Birthday jokes Jokes
The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. 'Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am,' he said politely, ' but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread!' 'That's right.' 'Every day you wallop him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were hitting him with a chocolate cake....?' 'Well, today is his birthday!'

What does a clam do on his from Flashcomment Birthday jokes Jokes
What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!

Why was the monster standing on his from Flashcomment Birthday jokes Jokes
Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party? He heard they were having upside-down cake!

Why does the monster act wild and from Flashcomment Birthday jokes Jokes
Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? He's trying to age disgracefully!

Why did you buy me a pair from Flashcomment Birthday jokes Jokes
Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

Why do we put candles on top from Flashcomment Birthday jokes Jokes
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

What do you always get on your from Flashcomment Birthday jokes Jokes
What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!birt

Cat What did you get him for from Flashcomment Birthday jokes Jokes
Cat: "What did you get him for his birthday?" Dog: "Pant . . . pant!" Cat: "Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!"

Why was the birthday cake as hard from Flashcomment Birthday jokes Jokes
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!

Why did the boy feel warm on from Flashcomment Birthday jokes Jokes
Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!

For his birthday the monster asked for from Flashcomment Birthday jokes Jokes
For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater. So they gave him a sumo wrestler!

Were any famous men born on your from Flashcomment Birthday jokes Jokes
"Were any famous men born on your birthday?" "No, only little babies."

When is a birthday cake like a from Flashcomment Birthday jokes Jokes
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.

What does a cat like to eat from Flashcomment Birthday jokes Jokes
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!

Man l I got my wife a from Flashcomment Birthday jokes Jokes
Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"

This birthday cake certainly is crunchy Maybe from Flashcomment Birthday jokes Jokes
"This birthday cake certainly is crunchy." "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"

What has wings a long tail and from Flashcomment Birthday jokes Jokes
What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!